I will not be muscled out by an e... jaculation.Donna
Peter Parker: I don't know what to do...
Aunt May: I'm sure you'll find it within yourself to do the right thing.
[the Spleen is shot in the rear]
The Spleen: I CAN'T FEEL MY ASS. I CAN'T FEEL MY ASS.
Invisible Boy: Does your power still work?
The Spleen: Uh-oh, weapons check. Pull my fingers.
[Invisible Boy pulls. Spleen lets loose a wind of gas, wiping out an entire gang]
The Spleen: It'll do.
Hey Conor, It's GiGi, I just thought that I hadn't heard from you, and I mean how stupid is it taht a girl has to wait for a guy's call anyway, right? Cause we're all equal right? more than equal. more women are accepted into law school now then men. Call me, oh this is GiGi, call me.Gigi
Boy on Bike: Mister? You got a bone stickin' out your arm.
Anton Chigurh: Let me just sit here a minute.
Got some letters here, personal things. Also, if I should fall, remember what you see here.Colonel Robert G. Shaw
Don't let the beard fool you. He's a child!Stu Price
Evan: Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.
Seth: Yea yea! The camel tail.
I have created a beautiful machine that is going to encourage our fellow citizens to share my vision of the future! Can you dig it?Casanova Frankenstein
May the forks be with us.The Blue Raja
Harold Crick: It's not schizophrenia! I just hear a voice in my head
Dr. Mittag-Leffler: It's schizophrenia
Tommy Likey! Tommy want wing-ey!Tommy