This is the second time he's done this to me. There will not be a third.Capt. Jack Aubrey
Dave: I'm walking to my car, and this guy comes up to me. Asks for a light. I say I don't smoke. He says neither does he. So then my heart starts clocking a buck fifty, 'cause there's no one else here except me and him. So then he pulls the knife on me. Says, 'Your wallet or your life, bitch. I'm leaving with one of them'. So I try to brush past him, and that's when he slices me.
Celeste Boyle: I thought you said you swung at him.
Dave: Can I tell the fucking story?
I pray you understand why I pushed you so hard! It was only to get you to that next level, Son. I mean, you's the first Shuttlesworth that's ever gonna make it out of these projects, and I was the one who who put the ball in your hand, Son! I put the ball in your crib!Jake Shuttlesworth
What is happening to you?Mirena
Thorny: Where are your shoes?
Foster: What are you, the shoe police now?
Thorny: I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar.
Foster: Black magic only works on the rookie.
Thorny: That's brown magic.
I know what I must do. It's just... I'm afraid to do it.Frodo
[after landing on the road after jumping out of the plane] Touchdown, baby!Letty
Max: I need you to teach him to box.
Charlie: Are you kidding me?!
Max: You know this fight game inside and out. He needs your moves, your commands.
Charlie: I can't, I can't!
Max: Yes, you can.
Simon: [talking to police on speaker] Well, is the ebony Samaritan there?
Zeus: You got a problem with ebony?
Simon: No, no. My only problem is that I went to some trouble preparing that game for McClane. You interfered with a well-laid plan.
Zeus: Well, you can stick your well-laid plan up your well-laid ass.
Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those plans! And bring me the passengers, I want them alive!Darth Vader
SÃ©vÃ©rine: What do you know?
James Bond: Well, it takes a certain type of woman to wear a backless dress with a Beretta 70 strapped to her thigh.
When you care what is outside, what is inside cares for you.The Sphinx