Frat boy #1: [during a struggle with an old sword] When was that last time you had this thing sharpened?
Ben 'Finn' Finnegan: [gasping] 1750.
"Due to our tight fiscal situation, we regret to inform you we are still going to have to close your station. Good luck in Sherbune, John. And give your men my best. Sincerely, Governor Fuckhead."Captain O'Hagan
The suit is the modern gentleman's armour.Harry Hart
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: [talking into phone] My car is alive...
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: [to Bumblebee] You're my Guardian?
This is our time.Ren
Curly Bill: Wyatt Earp, huh? I heard of you.
Ike Clanton: Listen, Mr. Kansas Law Dog. Law don't go around here. Savvy?
Wyatt Earp: I'm retired.
Curly Bill: Good. That's real good.
Ike Clanton: Yeah, that's good, Mr. Law Dog, 'cause law don't go around here.
Wyatt Earp: I heard you the first time.
Austin: How does that feel, baby?
Felicity Shagwell: Mmm, lower.
Austin: [deep voice] How does that feel, baby?
Mini-me, you complete me.Dr. Evil
King: [Donkey sits at the table] No, no! Bad donkey! Bad, bad donkey!
Princess Fiona: It's okay, dad. He's with us. He helped rescue me from the tower.
Donkey: Yup, that's me, the noble steed. Hey waiter! How 'bout a bowl for the steed?
That's *Mister* Potato Head to you, you back stabbing murderer!Mr. Potato Head
Marsellus: In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it.
Butch: In the fifth, my ass goes down.
Carry out the deed.Bellatrix Lestrange