[the Spleen is shot in the rear]
Invisible Boy: Does your power still work?
The Spleen: Uh-oh, weapons check. Pull my fingers.
[Invisible Boy pulls. Spleen lets loose a wind of gas, wiping out an entire gang]
The Spleen: It'll do.

Hey Conor, It's GiGi, I just thought that I hadn't heard from you, and I mean how stupid is it taht a girl has to wait for a guy's call anyway, right? Cause we're all equal right? more than equal. more women are accepted into law school now then men. Call me, oh this is GiGi, call me.


Boy on Bike: Mister? You got a bone stickin' out your arm.
Anton Chigurh: Let me just sit here a minute.

Got some letters here, personal things. Also, if I should fall, remember what you see here.

Colonel Robert G. Shaw

Don't let the beard fool you. He's a child!

Stu Price

Anakin Skywalker: I couldn't stop myself.
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine: You did well, Anakin. He was too dangerous to be kept alive.
Anakin Skywalker: Yes, but he was an unarmed prisoner.

Evan: Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.
Seth: Yea yea! The camel tail.

I have created a beautiful machine that is going to encourage our fellow citizens to share my vision of the future! Can you dig it?

Casanova Frankenstein

May the forks be with us.

The Blue Raja

Tommy Likey! Tommy want wing-ey!


God help us all.

Edward Blake

Saul: Man, why'd we have to go to the woods?
Dale Denton: Well you didn't come up with any ideas!
Saul: Yeah, I came up with two! Nowhere and Quizno's.

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