Sorry I'm late, it's a jungle out there; I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.

Peter Parker

Tai Lung: The Wuxi finger hold!
Po: Oh, you know this hold?
Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.
Po: Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh!

This man killed my uncle, and he's still out there!

Peter Parker

Did you guys see the size of that chicken?

"Dirty Steve" Stephens

Look at that fucking bone.

Boy on Bike

Patricia: Mike, Where's Sheila?
Mike: I made her drive, we took the plane. I should've made her walk, y'all know she fat as hell.
Patricia: Mike, do you hear what you are saying?
Diane: [to Patricia and Angela] Did he just say he made her drive?
Angela: I'm still stuck on the fat as hell part.

Go get your Destiny.

Sergio Roma

Dr. Peter Venkman: How's the grid holding up?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Not good.
Winston Zeddemore: Tell him about the Twinkie.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What about the Twinkie?

Connie, do you know why that little boy did those things? Because he likes you.

Mother

God, why do you hate me?

Bruce

There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me

Michael Corleone

I'm a superhero, Mother. An effete British superhero.

The Blue Raja

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