"Due to our tight fiscal situation, we regret to inform you we are still going to have to close your station. Good luck in Sherbune, John. And give your men my best. Sincerely, Governor Fuckhead."

Captain O'Hagan

Sam: There are dead things! Dead faces in the water.
Gollum: All dead... all rotten. Elves and men and orcses. A great battle, long ago. The Dead Marshes... yes, that is their name.

Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those plans! And bring me the passengers, I want them alive!

Darth Vader

Valerie: Humper-dinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck!
Miracle Max: Get back, witch.
Valerie: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more.

To learn my teachings, I must first teach you how to learn.

The Sphinx

We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not bickering.

The Shoveller

So how does it happen, great love? Nobody knows... but what I can tell you is that it happens in the blink of an eye. One moment you're enjoying your life, and the next you're wondering how you ever lived without them.

Hitch

[to Felicity Shagwell] Would you like to have another go? 'Cause once you've had fat, you never go back.

Fat Bastard

Like I said, if the government searched my house you'd be the least of my problems.

Gordon Deitrich

When you care what is outside, what is inside cares for you.

The Sphinx

I have this cousin Marcus who saw one he said it blew his mind I want to make sure I never ever miss out on a Haley's comet.

Alan Garner

The suit is the modern gentleman's armour.

Harry Hart

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