Who are you and what are you doing here?

The Once-ler

You changed my life. You changed my life, and I've known you four days. This is the start of something really big, but right now, I gotta go.

Andrew Largeman

[at the library, discussing Jake's one-night stand] I had no choice. She bet me 50 dollars that she had a better body than you and I had to defend your honor.

Jake Taylor

Kirk: Are you afraid or aren't you?
Spock: I will not allow you to lecture me about the merits of emotion.
Kirk: Then why don't you stop me?

Professor: Mr. Cobb has a job offer. He would like to discuss it with you.
Ariadne: What? Kind of Work Placement?
Cobb: Not exactly!

My name is Dracula!

Vlad Tepes

[to her father's skull, after avenging his death] OK, now I'm going back to graduate school. That was the agreement.

The Bowler

What do you get when you cross a Smurf with a cow? Blue cheese!

Jokey

Bianca: You suck!
Kat Stratford: [Mocking Bianca] You suck!

Hey, check it out - meals on wheels.

Soldier

Paulie Bleeker is about as good as it gets when it comes to boyfriends.

Juno MacGuff

Captain Typho: My Lady, let me come with you.
Padmé: There is no danger. The fighting is over, and... this is personal.
Captain Typho: As you wish, My Lady... but I strongly disagree.
Padmé: I'll be all right, Captain. This is something I must do myself. Besides, Threepio will look after me.
C-3PO: Oh, dear.

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