[to her father's skull, after avenging his death] OK, now I'm going back to graduate school. That was the agreement.

The Bowler

What do you get when you cross a Smurf with a cow? Blue cheese!

Jokey

Bianca: You suck!
Kat Stratford: [Mocking Bianca] You suck!

Hey, check it out - meals on wheels.

Soldier

Paulie Bleeker is about as good as it gets when it comes to boyfriends.

Juno MacGuff

Captain Typho: My Lady, let me come with you.
Padmé: There is no danger. The fighting is over, and... this is personal.
Captain Typho: As you wish, My Lady... but I strongly disagree.
Padmé: I'll be all right, Captain. This is something I must do myself. Besides, Threepio will look after me.
C-3PO: Oh, dear.

I'm a superhero, Mother. An effete British superhero.

The Blue Raja

George Llewelyn Davies: Excuse me, is he bothering you, sir? My brother can be an extremely irritating sort of person.
J.M. Barrie: Ah, Prince George, I take it. And what precisely is um...
[to Michael]
J.M. Barrie: What did you say your name was?
Michael Llewelyn Davies: Michael.
J.M. Barrie: What precisely is Michael's crime?
George Llewelyn Davies: He's my younger brother.
J.M. Barrie: Ah, fair enough. Sorry lad, I cannot free you.
Michael Llewelyn Davies: That's all right.

My brother was the big egg, I was the little egg.

Cody Maverick

Chaucer: Yes, behold my lord Ulrich, the rock, the hard place, like a wind from Guilderland he sweeps by blown far from his homeland in search of glory and honor, we walk in the garden of his turbulence.
[crowd is silent, cricket noise]
Roland: Yeah.
Crowd: Yeahhhhh!

All women become like their mothers; that is their tragedy. No man does; that's his.

Aunt Mitzi

He's not who you think he is Jake!

Winnie Gekko

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