[to her father's skull, after avenging his death] OK, now I'm going back to graduate school. That was the agreement.

The Bowler

Chaucer: Yes, behold my lord Ulrich, the rock, the hard place, like a wind from Guilderland he sweeps by blown far from his homeland in search of glory and honor, we walk in the garden of his turbulence.
[crowd is silent, cricket noise]
Roland: Yeah.
Crowd: Yeahhhhh!

You see Billy it's like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked.

Sidney Deane

[holding up Sophie's underwear] Does she wear this or floss with it?

Rosie

Capt. Amazing: I knew you couldn't change.
Casanova Frankenstein: I knew you'd know that.
Capt. Amazing: Oh, I know that. AND I knew you'd know I'd know you knew.
Casanova Frankenstein: But I didn't. I only knew that you'd know that I knew. Did you know THAT?
Capt. Amazing: Of course.

Who are you and what are you doing here?

The Once-ler

Josephine: I'm a woman, I like men. If that means I'm not "lady-like", then I guess I'm just not a lady! At least I'm honest.
Wyatt Earp: You're different. No arguin' that. But you're a lady alright. I'd take my oath on it.

Hamish: Some men are longer than others.
Campbell: Your mother's been telling stories about me again, ah?

Our world as we know it is much simpler...to put to an end than you might think.

Ed Hoffman

Gary: Why didn't you just say that to me?
Brooke: I tried. I've tried.
Gary: Never like that, you might have said some things that meant to imply that, but I'm not a mind reader...
Brooke: It wouldn't matter, you are who you are. Just leave me alone ,okay? Right now, just shut my door.
Gary: Listen...
Brooke: Alright, Gary, just please, just leave the room. Gary, just... I don't want to be near you right now, please... just shut the door, please.

Okay. Right now, I'm kinda like a powder keg, and you're the match.

Mr. Furious

Sally: When are you going to tear down that jeep out there?
Mr. Furious: Now we went through this yesterday. That "jeep" is actually an armored car of some kind. It was made to withstand bombs, I can't just rip it apart with a crowbar.

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