That's the best part about the Jeffrey. It goes away and then it comes back.

Jonathan Snow

Jay: Hey, we're betting on what you did before you got here, for a living.
Marcus: I'm saying insurance.
Robert McCall: I was a pip, you know, like Gladys Knight and the Pips.

Bianca: There's a difference between like and love. Because, I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack.
Chastity: But I love my Skechers.
Bianca: That's because you don't have a Prada backpack.

Kaffee: Did you order the Code Red?
Col. Jessep: I did the job I...
Kaffee: [shouting] Did you order the Code Red?
Col. Jessep: [shouts] You're goddamn right I did!

Sorry I'm late, it's a jungle out there; I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.

Peter Parker

Mace Windu: The oppression of the Sith will never return! You, my lord, have lost!
Supreme Chancellor: No... no... no! YOU WILL DIE!

Dr Ray Stantz: This is a major disgrace. Forget MIT or Stanford now. They wouldn't touch us with a 10-meter cattle prod.
Dr. Peter Venkman: You're always so concerned about your reputation. Einstein did his best stuff when he was working as a patent clerk!
Dr Ray Stantz: Do you know how much a patent clerk earns?
Dr. Peter Venkman: No!

Supreme Chancellor: Be careful of the Jedi, Anakin. Only through me can you achieve a power greater than any Jedi. Learn the Dark Side of the Force and you will save your wife from certain death.
Anakin Skywalker: What did you say?
Supreme Chancellor: Use my knowledge, I beg you.
Anakin Skywalker: You're the Sith Lord!

Mace Windu: I sense a plot to destroy the Jedi. The Dark Side of the Force surrounds the Chancellor.
Ki-Adi-Mundi: If he does not give up his emergency powers after the destruction of Grievous, he must be removed from office.
Mace Windu: The Jedi Council will have to take control of the Senate to ensure a peaceful transition.
Yoda: Hmm. To a dark place this line of thought will take us. Great care we must take.

Let's start with ridiculous and work backwards.

Dr. Jules Hilbert

Mary Jane Potman: My father's a drug dealer.
Thurgood Jenkins: Wow, that must've been the shit.
Mary Jane Potman: It ruined his life.
Thurgood Jenkins: That must've been shitty.

No matter how bad things get, something good is out there, just over the horizon...

Hal Jordan

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