Maury Ballstein: The designer's got your nuts in a vice! He's offering you three percent for every pair of underwear sold! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO!
Kids: Screw Him! Hold out for more!

All women become like their mothers; that is their tragedy. No man does; that's his.

Aunt Mitzi

Whatever you say, Big Poppa.

Lil Kim

Harry Osborn: You knew this was coming Pete!
[punches wall,looks around]
Peter Parker: I didn't kill your father!
[dodges punch]
Peter Parker: He was trying to kill me! He killed himself!
Harry Osborn: [pulling down wall] Shut up!

I'm alive!

Aaron Green

Connie, do you know why that little boy did those things? Because he likes you.

Mother

You tell him that you loved African Child.

Sergio Roma

Rose: I am not a foreman in one of your mills that you can command. I am your fiancée.
Cal Hockley: My fian... my fiancée! Yes, you are, and my wife. My wife in practice if not yet by law, so you will honor me. You will honor me the way a wife is required to honor a husband. Because I will not be made a fool, Rose. Is this in any way unclear?
Rose: No.

How could this have happened? A miracle, in a time when we don't see many miraculious things!

Homer Zuckerman

Sam Wilson: You're a lot heavier than you look.
Steve Rogers: I had a big breakfast.

That gives us exactly... forty minutes to get the fuck out of Dodge. Which, if you do what I say when I say it, should be plenty. Now, you've got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage. Take me to it.

The Wolf

Dr. Heller: If you're gonna bust into that mansion, you're gonna need more than a station wagon.
Mr. Furious: At the auto yard, there's this old Herkimer Battle Jitney. Sally's always telling me to junk it!
Dr. Heller: Wait! You have a Herkimer Battle Jitney? That's the finest nonlethal military vehicle ever made!

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