Ignorance is bliss, my friend. Don't burden yourself with the secrets of scary people.

Carmine Falcone

I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things. Won't be long now before they tear us to shreds.

Raoul Duke

White Goodman: We should mate.
Kate Veatch: What?
White Goodman: Date! We should date some time. Socially. Go out and kick it.
[Kate retches, then forces it down]
White Goodman: Are you okay?
Kate Veatch: I'm fine. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
White Goodman: In some cultures, they only eat vomit. I never been there, but I read about it... *in a book*.

"That, changing like the snake, I might be free to cast off flesh wherein I dwell confined."

Dr. Curt Connors

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.


Elizabeth Stuckey: She's wonderful! Where ever did you find her?
Edward Lewis: 976-BABE.

Shut the front door.

Amy Squirrel

Simone: Do you have any dreams?
Pee-wee: Yeah, I'm all alone. I'm rolling a big doughnut and this snake wearing a vest...

Edward Lewis: I told you not to pick up the phone.
Vivian: Then stop calling me.

Paulie: You're busted!
Adrian: What?
Paulie: You're not a virgin!
[Adrian sobbing]
Paulie: You let him get into your pants! She's busted!
[Rocky grabs Paulie; screams, then sobs]
Paulie: [cries] I can't haul meat no more.

Rusty Ryan: A doctor who specializes in skin diseases will dream that he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later, he will wake up in front of the television, but not remember his dream.
Matsui: [to Linus] Would you agree?

Marisa: Can you keep a secret?
Caroline: Yes of course.
Marisa: Good. So can I.

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