Elliot: You're so immature!
Greg: And you're such a sinus supremus.
Elliot: Zero charisma!
Greg: Sinus supremus!
Elliot: Zero charisma!
Greg: Sinus supremus!
Elliot: Shut up Greg!

Donkey: Don't mess wit' me. I'm the Stair Master. I've Mastered the Stairs. I wish I had a step right here, I could step here and here and here and step all over it.
Shrek: Donkey, two things okay? Shut... up.


Poster of Buddy Rich on Andrew's wall

Listen, I'm a politician, which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their lollipops. But it also means I keep my options open.

Jeffrey Pelt

Grandma: Liyah, baby!
Elgin: [stands up]
Grandma: [to Elgin] Sit your ass down! You leave that girl alone. I'm not telling you you can't protect your sister. But if she's making a mistake, you've got to let her make it so she can learn from it. Do you understand?
Elgin: [no response]
Grandma: I asked you a question. Elgin Barret Eugene Smith III! Do you hear me?
Elgin: Yes, ma'am.

Masrani: You created a monster!
Henry Wu: Monster is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We're just used to being the cat.

Shut your mouth. Sh-sh-shut your mouth.

Brennan Huff

Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one.


Captain Ramius: "... and the sea will grant each man new hope, as sleep brings dreams of home." Christopher Columbus.
Jack Ryan: Welcome to the New World, Captain.

Hey ump, get off your knees. You're blowing the game!

Stephen King

It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have.

Bill Munny

Martha Stewart, Oprah, your wife. You gotta fuck one, kill one, and marry one, who do you pick?

Dale Doback

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