[imitating Gabriella] Going to movies, listening to music, and golly, Troy! I have first aid training! Ahah-hah-hah oh please.

Sharpay Evans

[to the mirror's reflection of his 13-inch penis] I am a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star.... I am a big, bright, shining star. Yeah, that's right.

Dirk

I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday.

Samantha

Trinity: Neo, I'm not afraid anymore. The Oracle told me that I would fall in love and that that man... the man that I loved would be The One. So you see, you can't be dead. You can't be... because I love you. You hear me? I love you.
[Trinity kisses Neo; Neo's vital signs return]
Trinity: Now get up!

The ladies are dirty. Walk away. The ladies are dirty.

Memphis

Tyler Durden: Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?
Narrator: mumbles...
Tyler Durden: I'm sorry...
Narrator: I still can't think of anything.
Tyler Durden: Ah... flashback humor.

Yes, I think I'll have the mahi-mahi, but can I get it with just one mahi?

Shelley

Ahoy polloi... where did you come from, a scotch ad?

Spalding Smails

Padmé: Anakin, all I want is your love.
Anakin Skywalker: Love won't save you, Padme! Only my new powers can do that!
Padmé: At what cost? You're a good person; don't do this!
Anakin Skywalker: I won't lose you the way I lost my mother. I am becoming more powerful than any Jedi has ever dreamed of, and I'm doing it for you: to protect you.
Padmé: Come away with me... help me raise our child; leave everything else behind while we still can!
Anakin Skywalker: Don't you see? We don't have to run away anymore! I am more powerful than the Chancellor, I ... I can overthrow him! And together, you and I can rule the galaxy! Make things the way we want them to be!

Fuck me like a cop!

Richie's Attorney

Great Scott!

Dr. Emmett Brown

Ignorance is bliss, my friend. Don't burden yourself with the secrets of scary people.

Carmine Falcone

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