May your first child be a masculine child!

Randal Graves

Lloyd: What will you be drinking, sir?
Jack Torrance: Hair of the dog that bit me, Lloyd.

Nancy B. Artingstall: Do you know what? You play it too safe.
Susan Cooper: Oh maybe you're right. I just... I still, you know, hear my mom's voice... "well-behaved women often make history."
Nancy B. Artingstall: Yes you do know the phrase is, "well-behaved women *seldom* make history."
Susan Cooper: Yeah that's never how she said it.
Nancy B. Artingstall: What were her others, uh...
Susan Cooper: Oh, "just blend in, let somebody else win."
Nancy B. Artingstall: Classic.
Susan Cooper: I got that a lot in high school. And there was, "give up on your dreams, Susan." She used to write that in my lunchbox.

Chicks cannot hold their smoke, dat's what it is.

Brian Johnson

Nigel Tufnel: The sustain, listen to it.
Marty DiBergi: I don't hear anything.
Nigel Tufnel: Well you would though, if it were playing.

You're an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dog shit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly.

Marcus

This is no democracy. It is a dictatorship. I am the law.

Coach Boone

I love you so much, it's retarded.

Drunk Guy in Yugo

Thurgood Jenkins: Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy.
Kenny: You got it.

Brody: You're certifiable, Quint! You know that?
Quint: Yeah, yeah, yeah...

[singing] Don't ever hit your mother with a shovel. It will leave a dull impression on her mind.

Butch Cassidy

Dr. Richard Kimble: I didn't kill my wife!
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: I don't care!

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