Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me!

Tony Montana

Anakin Skywalker: You're with him! You brought him here to kill me!
Padmé: No!

A rolling bear gathers no hair!

Monkey

Smaug: Well, thief! I smell you, I hear your breath, I feel your air. Where are you?
Smaug: Where are you?
Smaug: Come now, don't be shy... step into the light.

George Hanson: [Drinking his Jim Beam] Here's the first of the day, fellas! To old D.H. Lawrence.
[He starts flapping one arm like a chicken]
George Hanson: Neh! Neh! Neh! Fuh! Fuh! Fuh! Indians.

Here's the Remains of the Day lunchbox. Kids don't like eating at school, but if they have a Remains of the Day lunchbox they're a lot happier.

Corky St. Clair

I am the beginning. The end. The one who is many. I am the Borg.

Borg Queen

Elle: I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life.
[some dude whistles at her]
Elle: I object!

I tell you what I know. A kid who wears the same gymnastics sweatshirt three days a week isn't getting laid until he's 29. that's what I know.

Elizabeth Halsey

Vivian: I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.

Impossible relationships. My special gift is impossible relationships.

Edward Lewis

[in the mail room] It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms... and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me.

Buddy

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