Eliza? Where the devil are my slippers?Professor Henry Higgins
Elle: For that matter, any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment.
Professor Callahan: You've just won your case.
Give Mr. Steve a Stavi goodbye.Stavi
Turk Malloy: Hell in a hand-basket?
Linus Caldwell: No, we... can't train a cat that quickly. And...
Turk Malloy, Linus Caldwell, Basher Tarr: [together] Not enough people!
[sings cheerfully] Here we are! Sunset and Camden!Kathy Selden
Margot: Here, you're gonna need this.
Elle: Your scrunchie?
Margot: My LUCKY scrunchie. It helped me pass Spanish.
Serena: You passed Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a lap dance after the final.
Margot: Yeah... Luckily!
I can convince anyone of anything. I once convinced a man that a warehouse was the Federal Reserve. So I'm good.Nicky
Once-ler: I didn't think anyone still cared.
Ted: Well that's me: The guy who still cares.
I don't like the way Teddy Roosevelt is looking at me.Roger Thornhill
I expect the best and I give the best. Here's the beer. Here's the entertainment. Now have fun. That's an order.Jean Rasczak
Harry: I have never lied to you, I have always told you some version of the truth.
Erica Barry: The truth doesn't have versions, okay?
I just wanna say that I'm an upstanding citizen. I've never been engaged before. I've never really been in love before. And I think Annie's the greatest person I've ever met. And I can't wait to marry her and one day have children, and grand children. And I'm going to do my best to be supportive of her dreams. She's a very gifted architect. I'm just thrilled that I met her. I love your daughter. The feelings I have for her are never gonna change. I'm here to stay.Bryan