You are in the Army. You're in my Army. Everyday between three and five.

Coach Norman Dale

Peter Parker: You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.
J. Jonah Jameson: I trust my barber.

[staring at Thor half naked] You know, for a crazy homeless person... he's pretty cut.


You run one time, you got yourself a set of chains. You run twice you got yourself two sets. You ain't gonna need no third set, 'cause you gonna get your mind right.

Captain, Road Prison 36

[to Leatherface] You... you damn fool! You ruined the door! Ain't he got no pride in his home?

Old Man

You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel you're fucking psychotic!

Veronica Sawyer

Indiana Jones: You're not from around here, are you?
Agent Irina Spalko: And 'vere' do you think I am from?
Indiana Jones: Well, judging by the way you're sinking your teeth into those 'wubble-yous', I'd say Eastern Ukraine.

Crawford Family Maid: You're shivering, John. Are you cold?
Jim Stark: [Gets up from his seat and takes his jacket off] You want my jacket?

[singing] I could while away the hours/conferrin' with the flowers/consultin' with the rain/And my head I'd be scratchin'/ While my thoughts were busy hatchin'/If I only had a brain.


Dale Doback: I manage a baseball team.
Nancy Huff: Oh, little league?
Dale Doback: Fantasy league.

Phew! I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978!

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton

Vivian Cash: You can't wear black. It looks like you're going to a funeral.
Johnny Cash: Maybe I am...

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