Nothing like piling on old pancakes and syrup after a night of beer drinking.Tony
Hey Stan, you're in Ala-Fuckin-Bama. You come from New York. You killed a good old boy. There is no way this is not going to trial.Vinny Gambini
Col. Jessep: There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, 'cause this is true: if you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by.
Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.Maury Ballstein
The Mayor of Who-ville: They called me a boob! Do I look like a boob to you?
Miss Yelp: You don't want me to answer that.
Obi-Wan: But Master Yoda says I should be mindful of the future.
Qui-Gon Jinn: But not at the expense of the moment.
[on the phone, as Marty plays "Johnny B. Goode"] Chuck. Chuck. It's Marvin - your cousin, Marvin BERRY. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this.Marvin Berry
[holds the receiver out]
Bender: You load up, you party?
Brian Johnson: Uhh, no, actually, we dress up.
Just remember, you shake it more than twice you're playing with it.Bathroom Attendant
[Repeated line] I'm a good girl, I am!Eliza Doolittle
This is glue. Strong stuff.Elwood
[after hearing Brennan sing] You have the voice of an angel. I mean, it's like Fergie meets Jesus.Dale Doback