Connor: Do you know who I am?
Brad: What?
Connor: Google me bitch! I might be famous one day.

Hermione: Everything's going to change now isn't it?
Harry: Yes.

For relaxing times... make it Suntory time.

Bob

Humph. Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and your greatest weakness.

The Architect

I think anybody who falls in love is a freak. It's a crazy thing to do. It's kind of like a form of socially acceptable insanity.

Amy

Alotta Fagina: In Japan, men come first and women come second.
Austin Powers: Or sometimes not at all.

Doug Butabi: Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Cambi: What?
Doug Butabi: 'Cause I can see myself in your pants!

Grandfather: It's my considered opinion that you're a bunch of sissies.
John: You're just jealous.
Norm: Leave him alone, Lennon... or I'll tell them all the truth about you.
John: You wouldn't.
Norm: Oh, I would, though.

Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this?
[Hands him the weather briefing]
Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...

May your first child be a masculine child!

Randal Graves

Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.

Eli: Okay, you know what the three of us are? We're a tripod.
Matt: A tripod?
Eli: Yes, a tripod. Which means that if you knock out one of our legs... WE. ALL. FALL!

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