Connor: Do you know who I am?
Connor: Google me bitch! I might be famous one day.
Hermione: Everything's going to change now isn't it?
For relaxing times... make it Suntory time.Bob
Humph. Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and your greatest weakness.The Architect
I think anybody who falls in love is a freak. It's a crazy thing to do. It's kind of like a form of socially acceptable insanity.Amy
Alotta Fagina: In Japan, men come first and women come second.
Austin Powers: Or sometimes not at all.
Doug Butabi: Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Doug Butabi: 'Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Grandfather: It's my considered opinion that you're a bunch of sissies.
John: You're just jealous.
Norm: Leave him alone, Lennon... or I'll tell them all the truth about you.
John: You wouldn't.
Norm: Oh, I would, though.
Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this?
[Hands him the weather briefing]
Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...
May your first child be a masculine child!Randal Graves
Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.
Eli: Okay, you know what the three of us are? We're a tripod.
Matt: A tripod?
Eli: Yes, a tripod. Which means that if you knock out one of our legs... WE. ALL. FALL!