Jake Hoyt: This car is not from the motor pool.
Alonzo Harris: It's not, sexy though, ain't it?
Jake Hoyt: So, where's the office? Back at division?
Alonzo Harris: You're in the office, baby.

We are only here briefly, and in this moment I want to allow myself joy.

Amy

Selby: We can be as different as we wanna be, but you can't kill people!
Aileen: SAYS WHO? I'm good with the Lord. I'm fine with him. And I know how you were raised, alright? And I know how people fuckin' think out there, and fuck, it's gotta be that way. They've gotta tell you that 'Thou shall not kill' shit and all of that. But that's not the way the world works, Selby. Cuz I'm out there every fuckin' day living it. Who the fuck knows what God wants? People kill each other every day and for what? Hm? For politics, for religion, and THEY'RE HEROES! No, no... there's a lot of shit I can't do anymore, but killing's not one of them. And letting those fucking bastards go out and rape someone else isn't either!

What? He missed? Sorter never fucking misses.

Macha

Princess Fiona: What kind of a knight are you?
Shrek: One of a kind.

When a man says no to champagne, he says no to life.

Julien

Why can't you be happy for me, and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?

Lillian

Roxanne Ritchi: [smashes a guitar on Metro Man's head] You left us in the hands of... HIM!
[points at Megamind]
Roxanne Ritchi: [to Megamind] No offense.
Megamind: No, I'm with you!

Ray "Bones" Barboni: [noticing Ronnie likes to flash his gun a lot] You must be one of those quick-draw artists, the way you've got your gun down on your belt like that.
Ronnie Wingate: Whatta you got there, a Wop 9? Fuckin' Fiat of guns, always jammin' on you at the wrong time.
[Bones nods, smiles and shoots him 4 times]

Wait up, girls; I got a salami I gotta hide still.

Carl Spackler

Wake up, pretty girl, the joke is on you!

Dawn Campbell

Corporal Upham: "War educates the senses, calls into action the will, perfects the physical constitution, brings men into such swift and close collision in critical moments that man measures man."
Captain Miller: I guess that's Emerson's way of finding the bright side.

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