Hannibal Lecter: Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you? Multiple Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?
Clarice Starling: He said, "I can smell your cunt."
Hannibal Lecter: I see. I myself cannot. You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today.

Greg: Officer McClane, you have no idea what I'm capable of!
John McClane: You sound like a very scary guy.

Marcus: You look terrible.
John Wick: Rusty, I guess.

[to Max] She's in love with a dead guy anyway.

Herman Blume

The best kind of prize is a *sur*prise!

Willy Wonka

Dr. Emmett Brown: Then tell me, "Future Boy," who's President in the United States in 1985?
Marty McFly: Ronald Reagan.
Dr. Emmett Brown: [laughs] Ronald Reagan. The actor? Then who's VICE-President? Jerry Lewis!

Lloyd: What's the matter, Har? Some little filly break your heart?
Harry: No, it was a girl.

Mayor Kate Hennings: Why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something.
Melanie Carmichael: ["decks" Kate] Nobody talks to my Momma like that!
Earl Smooter: Praise the Lord, the South has risen again!

Little Bill Daggett: You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Killer of women and children.
Will Munny: That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned.

Harry: You're being stupid.
Ron: Yeah, that's me. Ron Weasley, Harry Potter's stupid friend!

Grant: You're the wrong guy at the wrong place at the wrong time.
John McClane: Story of my life.

A poet once said, "Only a fool laughs when nothing's funny"

Jean-Dominique Bauby

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