Nigger, is you an old man or is you an old woman? I forget.

Trip

Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

Oh, the anger sharks are swimming in my head!

Nate

She was the Picasso of passive-aggressive karate.

Irving Rosenfeld

"Slow ahead." I can go slow ahead. Come on down here and chum some of this shit.

Brody

Alex: So, I hear you're a real dope rapper.
Jimmy Smith Jr: Who told you I was a "dope rapper?"

Father Joe: So you believe in these kind of things?
Fox Mulder: Let's just say that I want to believe.

Vivian: Tell me one person who it's worked out for.
Kit: What, you want me to name someone? You want like a name? Oh, God, the pressure of a name... I got it. Cinda-fuckin-rella!

That Night Train's a mean wine.

Jake

The dead know only one thing

Private Joker

Xenia Onatopp: Enjoy it while it lasts.
James Bond: The very words I live by.

Them syreens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad.

Delmar O'Donnell

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