Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

Oh, the anger sharks are swimming in my head!

Nate

Pardon my French!

Earl Bassett

She was the Picasso of passive-aggressive karate.

Irving Rosenfeld

"Slow ahead." I can go slow ahead. Come on down here and chum some of this shit.

Brody

Alex: So, I hear you're a real dope rapper.
Jimmy Smith Jr: Who told you I was a "dope rapper?"

Father Joe: So you believe in these kind of things?
Fox Mulder: Let's just say that I want to believe.

Vivian: Tell me one person who it's worked out for.
Kit: What, you want me to name someone? You want like a name? Oh, God, the pressure of a name... I got it. Cinda-fuckin-rella!

The dead know only one thing

Private Joker

Xenia Onatopp: Enjoy it while it lasts.
James Bond: The very words I live by.

Them syreens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad.

Delmar O'Donnell

Jake Hoyt: This car is not from the motor pool.
Alonzo Harris: It's not, sexy though, ain't it?
Jake Hoyt: So, where's the office? Back at division?
Alonzo Harris: You're in the office, baby.

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