Great pate, mom, but I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that party tonight.Veronica Sawyer
He's happy now, just killing us one by one. And worse, he's good at it.Yakavetta
The Dude: Hey, cool it Walter. Look, pal, there never was any money. The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him, man.
Walter Sobchak: And, I would like my undies back.
[Stunned, the Germans confer amongst themselves again]
Donny: Are they gonna hurt us, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: No, Donny. These men are cowards.
Nihilist: Okay. So we take ze money you haf on you, und ve calls it eefen.
Walter Sobchak: Fuck you.
Hey, lookie here, she's a brick... duh-duh-duh, house!Mirror Man
Holy crap balls.Flint Lockwood
How you served five years under her, I don't know. You deserve a medal, or a holiday or at least a cuddle from somebody.Aldous Snow
[as a waiter] I aims to please, sir, and I'm pleased to aim!Malcolm X
I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.James Bond
I always sleep better with a little sausage in me.Great Gam Gam
I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.Jay
I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense, not one little bit.Katinka [about Matilda]
I don't think two people could have been happier than we've been.Richard Brown