Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you, unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget.

Shrek

Linus: Smash and grab job, huh?
Rusty: Slightly more complicated than that.
Linus: Well, yeah.

Tyler Sims: So, what did the Provost want?
Caleb Danvers: Someone told him about the fight a Nikki's.
Reid Garwin: Feel like elaborating on that?
Pogue Parry: Oh, you got a piece of glass on your face.

Andrew: Speak for yourself.
Bender: Do you think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your language.

Earl Bassett: Stupid son-of-a-bitch, knocked itself cold!
Valentine McKee: Cold, my ass, he's dead! We killed it. We killed it! Fuck you!

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

Tommy DeVito

Take that, you freaky piece of shit. You don't mow another guy's lawn.

Roy

Ten oughta do it, don't you think? You think we need one more? You think we need one more. All right, we'll get one more.

Danny

George: That's not your grandfather.
Paul: It is, you know.
George: But I've seen your grandfather. He lives in your house.
Paul: Oh, that's my other grandfather, but he's my grandfather, as well.
John: How do you reckon that one out?
Paul: Well, everyone's entitled to two, aren't they?

Lt. Weinberg: You've heard her. The girl sat here, pointed and said, "Pa." She did. She said, "Pa."
Kaffee: She was pointing at a mailbox, Sam. Lt. Weinberg: That's right. She was pointing as if to say, "Pa, look, a mailbox."

That's Strickland? Jesus. Didn't that guy ever have hair?

Marty McFly

Harry Dunne: Whoa, Lloyd. Check out the hotties at 12 o'clock.
Lloyd Christmas: That's three hours away. Why can't I check 'em out now?

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