[dumping out cold fries] I shall serve no fries before their time.

Brad Hamilton

Claire: You can track them by smell or footprints?
Owen: I was with the Navy! Not the Navajo!

The Emperor: I'm looking forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.
Luke: You're gravely mistaken, you won't convert me as you did my father.
The Emperor: Oh no, my young Jedi. You will find that it is you who are mistaken, about a great many things.

Topper Harley: I'm putty in your hands.
Michelle Huddleson: In my hands, nothing turns to putty.

Ulysses Everett McGill: It ain't the law!
Sheriff Cooley: The law? The law is a human institution.

[Linda opens the door while he is jerking off] Jeez. Doesn't anyone fucking knock any more?

Brad Hamilton

Jing-a-lang, jang-a-lang...

Doc

Just put your pickle on everybody's plate college boy and leave the hard stuff to me.

Johnny

Look, spaghetti arms. This is my dance space. This is your dance space. I don't go into yours, you don't go into mine. You gotta hold the frame.

Johnny

Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?

Crash Davis

Skylar: Maybe we could go out for coffee sometime?
Will: Great, or maybe we could go somewhere and just eat a bunch of caramels.
Skylar: What?
Will: When you think about it, it's just as arbitrary as drinking coffee.

[to Wilbur] Mister, you are grounded... until you die.

Franny

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