He's a natural born world-shaker.


He's experienced about as much pain and suffering as anyone I've encountered, give or take... and he still has Hell to look forward to.

Dr. Beardsley

Johnny Hooker: He's not as tough as he thinks.
Henry Gondorff: Neither are we.

[to Jake] Hey ass wipe! Nice shirt!
[splashes Jake with his slurpee]


Hey, little troublemaker.


J.T.: Hey there, little Yankee boy. Look what I got.
Vinny Gambini: What is it?
J.T.: $200.
Vinny Gambini: Bring it here, let me see it.
[J.T. presents a roll of bills]
Vinny Gambini: How do I know that's not a bunch of ones with a twenty wrapped around it?
J.T.: [after short pause] It's two hundred bucks.
Vinny Gambini: Fan it out, show it to me.
[pause. J.T. stuffs the roll back in his pocket]
Vinny Gambini: Yeah, right.

Hey, you'd better check your conscience at the door sweetie. I'm not here to be loved.


DJ Ruby Rhod: We'll find out everything there is to know about the D man: his dreams, his desires, his most intimates of intimates, and from what I'm looking at, "intimate" is the stud muffin's middle name. So tell me my man, are you nervous in the service?
Korben Dallas: Mmm... not really.

How did you come to be lost?

Gen. Yevgraf Zhivago

Lt. Dixon Piper: "How did you know I was wearing a bullet proof vest?"
MacGruber: "You're wearing a bullet proof vest?! Awesome!"

Nicky: How's Momo these days anyway?
Chili Palmer: Dead.

How's that for wet work?


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