[Lorraine's parents are talking about Marty McFly, Lorraine's future son]
Stella Baines: He's a very strange young man.
Sam Baines: He's an idiot. Comes from upbringing. His parents are probably idiots too. Lorraine, if you ever have a kid that acts that way I'll disown you.

He's has been dying from the same heart attack for the last twenty years.

Michael Corleone

[to Jake] Hey ass wipe! Nice shirt!
[splashes Jake with his slurpee]

Brett

Hey Ian, we're gonna kill ya! Opa!

Angelo

Andie: Hey, listen, Sparky. I have a masters in journalism from Columbia, my boss loves me, and if I do it her way for a while, I can write about whatever I want.
Ben: Like, shoes?

Baby John: Hey... you gotta handkerchief first?
A-Rab: What's wrong with your sleeve?

Honey? Uh... You wanna know who really killed JFK?

Stanley Goodspeed

How did you get way up there? And how did I get way down here with all this...
[she sees herself as a frog in the mirror and screams]

Princess Tiana

Kingpin: How do you kill a man without fear?
Bullseye: By puttin' the fear in him.

Glen: How many Polacks it take to screw up a lightbulb?
H.I.: I don't know, Glen. One?
Glen: Nope, it takes three! ... Wait a minute, I told it wrong. Here, I'm startin' over. How come it takes three Polacks to screw up a lightbulb?
H.I.: I don't know, Glen.
Glen: 'Cause they're so darn stupid!

I always find the fish. Always!

Captain Billy Tyne

[to Doris the Bowler Hat] I am NEVER going to invent you.

Lewis

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