She's English; she's a little uptight.


Shit! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted.

Dark Helmet

Sin City's where you go in with your eyes open, or you don't come out at all.


Since you're new here, I-I'm gonna cut you a break... today. So, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?

Biff Tannen

C-3PO: Sir, it's quite possible this asteroid is not entirely stable.
Han Solo: Not entirely stable. I'm glad you're here to tell us these things. Chewie! Take the Professor in back and plug him into the hyperdrive!

"Slow ahead." I can go slow ahead. Come on down here and chum some of this shit.


Snaps for Congresswoman Hauser!

Rep. Rudd

Sean Devine: So Jimmy, when was the last time you saw Dave?
Jimmy Markum: The last time I saw Dave...
Sean Devine: Yeah, Dave Boyle.
Jimmy Markum: Dave Boyle...
Sean Devine: Yeah Jimmy, Dave Boyle.
Jimmy Markum: That was twenty-five years ago, going up this street, in the back of that car.

So, uh, you married old Norm son-of-a-Gunderson?

Mike Yanagita

Ned: So what are you doing for dinner?
Phil: Umm... something else.

So why are there palm trees in Ireland?

Mr. Ryan

Some lives will always matter more than others...


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