Lucius Fox: So what is it today? More spelunking?
Bruce Wayne: No. Today it's BASE-jumping.
Lucius Fox: BASE-jumping. Is that like parachuting?
Bruce Wayne: Kind of. Do you have any light-weight fabrics?
Lucius Fox: You know... I think I got just the thing.

Kumar: So where you going to go now, Neil?
Neil Patrick Harris: [puts on sunglasses] Wherever God takes me!

Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends.

One Stab

Somebody find me a tie! I don't care what kind, but by God, it had better be red!

The Spirit

Sometimes a bowler just has to face the music.

Ernie McCracken

Spirit, you and me are two of a kind.

The Octopus

Stop right where you are! You know the score, pal. If you're not cop, you're little people.

Bryant

Talk, you reconstructed welp of a whore!

Interrogator

Danny isn't here, Mrs. Torrance.

Danny Torrance

Gabrilla Montez: Did you ever feel like there was a whole other person inside you just looking for a way to come out?
Taylor: No. Not really.

Did you know pigs is as smart as dogs? It's true. I knew this guy in El Capitan who taught his pig to bark at strangers.

Charley Bowdre

Obi-Wan: Do not defy the council, Master, not again.
Qui-Gon Jinn: I shall do what I must, Obi-Wan.

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