Frankie, I've seen you at Mass almost every day for 23 years. The only person comes to church that much is the kind who can't forgive himself for something.Father Horvak
American Representative: Fuck Canada!
Canadian Representative: Hey fuck you buddy!
Fuck you, donuts are awesome!Kumar Patel
Give Mr. Steve a Stavi goodbye.Stavi
Go ahead and sleep on the power couch. Your training begins tomorrow, at the crack of noon.KG
KG: Go score me a dime-bag.
JB: A what?
KG: Ten dollars worth a *weed*. Now Listen: Go down to Wake & Bake Pizza, ask for Jojo. Tell him you want the Bob Marley Extra Crispy. He'll know what you're talkin' about.
JB: All right dude, roger that. One Extra Crispy comin' up!
[hangs up phone]
See you later, irrigator.Bond
Tion Medon: Greetings, young Jedi. What brings you to our remote sanctuary?
Obi-Wan: Unfortunately, the war.
Tion Medon: There is no war here unless you've brought it with you.
Obi-Wan: With your kind permission, I should like some fuel and to use your city as a base as I search nearby systems for General Grievous.
Tion Medon: He is here. We are being held hostage. They are watching us.
Obi-Wan: I understand.
Tion Medon: The 10th level... thousands of Battle Droids...
Obi-Wan: Tell your people to take shelter. If you have warriors, now is the time.
He was full of plans. Have you got any plans, Jim? Do you want us to find a cure and save the world or just fall in love and fuck? Plans are pointless. Staying alive's as good as it gets.Selena
Boog: [Helium voice] Hello, idiot.
Elliot: [Helium voice] That's Elliot.
Marcus Brody: Henry, the pen.
Professor Henry Jones: What?
Marcus Brody: Well, don't you see? The pen is mightier than the sword!
[sings cheerfully] Here we are! Sunset and Camden!Kathy Selden