We called him Mother Superior on account of the length of his habit.

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton

We don't belong here. Somebody built the maze. I think it's time we find out what we're really up against.


We met upon the level, and we're parting on the square.

Burt Ramsey

Alby: My name is Alby. Now, can you tell me anything about yourself, who you are?
Thomas: What is this place?
Alby: Let me show you. Hope you're not afraid of heights. Let's go. Come on. This is all we got.
Thomas: What's out there?
Alby: We only have three rules. First, do your part. Second, never harm another Glader. Most importantly, never go beyond those walls.

Jerry Lundegaard: Well, heck, if you wanna play games here! I'm workin' with ya on this thing, but I... Okay, I'll do a damned lot count!
Marge Gunderson: Sir? Right now?
Jerry Lundegaard: Sure right now! You're darned tootin'!

Gale Hawthorne: [Katniss almost shoots him] Easy. Saw some turkeys on the way here. Crossed right in front of me like I wasn't even there.
Katniss Everdeen: How rude of them.
Gale Hawthorne: That's what happens when you spend six days a week working in the mines. Stupid birds start to think they own these woods.
Gale Hawthorne: When's the tour leave?
Katniss Everdeen: Couple hours.
Gale Hawthorne: Well, let's go.

Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak English there, so Jay got into a fight and he's all, "Hey quit hasslin' me cuz' I don't speak French" or whatever! And then the guy said something in Paris talk, and I'm like, "Just back off!" And they're all, "Get out!" And we're like, "Make me!" It was cool.

Scott Evil

Bumper: I have a feeling we should kiss. Is that a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?
Fat Amy: Well... sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm... better not.

Detective Rosewood: Wow. You know, it says here that by the time the average American is fifty, he's got five pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels.
Sergeant Taggart: Why are you telling me this? What makes you think I have any interest in that at all?
Detective Rosewood: Well, you eat a lot of red meat.

Well, you should have seen the cover they WANTED to do! It wasn't a glove, believe me.

Ian Faith

We're supposed to be robbin' this place, you dumb fuckin' hebe!

Nicky Santoro

We're the police. We can do whatever the hell we want.

Tom Ludlow

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