Dr. Jules Hilbert: What is your favorite word?
Harold Crick: Integer.

Cypher: I know what you're thinking, 'cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?

Yeah, you Americans, why don't you go back to strip malls und drink your Zimas and Smirnoff Ices!


Bethany: You knew Jesus?
Rufus: Knew him? Shit... Nigga owes me 12 bucks.

Phil: A gust of wind.
[a gust of wind blows]
Phil: A dog barks.
[a dog barks in the distance]
Phil: Cue the truck.
[an armored truck drives up]
Phil: Exit Herman; walk out into the bank.
[Herman gets out of armored truck and walks into the bank]

[after killing Morrie] I thought he'd never shut the fuck up.

Tommy DeVito

Al Pacino! Attica! Attica! Attica!

Tony Manero

Stan Gursky: Alonzo, heard you had an expensive weekend in Vegas. How did you ever screw up so bad?
Alonzo: Hey, I didn't know. It's not my town. I'm not omniscient.
Lou Jacobs: The Russians don't care if you have a badge. They'll whack you. You ought to hop a jet out of here.
Alonzo: Why? It's an easy fix. I'll just cash in on an account.
Stan Gursky: Which one?
Alonzo: One of my old ones, my first one. The guy's a high security risk anyway. If I'm not around, who's gonna help keep him off the radar?
Stan Gursky: All right, it's your call. I do not want you to dick this up. I don't want to see you on the front page like the rest of those assholes.

Mrs. Tarantino: Are you the police?
Elwood: No, ma'am. We're musicians.

Awake. Where am I?

Leonard Shelby

Daddy's gotta go to work.


Dude it's gonna happen, she's a college chick.


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