Wat: What do you mean, dead?
Roland: The spark of his life is smothered in shite. His spirit is gone but his stench remains. Does that answer your question?

Fred Duggar: What has two thumbs and likes blowjobs?
[Points to himself with both thumbs]
Fred Duggar: This guy!

Han Solo: Where did you dig up that old fossil?
Luke: Ben is a great man.
Han Solo: Yeah, great at getting us into trouble.

Who the fuck am I? Who am I? I'm a, a spoke on a wheel. And so was he, and so are you.

Lefty

Letty: Did you bring the cavalry?
Hobbs: Woman, I am the cavalry.

Kim: You don't have to worry.
Bryan: That's like telling water not to be wet, sweetie.

You know what you are, Flint Lockwood? A shenaniganizer! A tomfool!

Earl Devereaux

Dante Hicks: You wouldn't wanna be with a girl with an oversized clit?
Randal Graves: No because the next step would be a guy with an undersized dick.

Anakin Skywalker: You're with him! You brought him here to kill me!
Padmé: No!

Melissa: Ace, Where are you?
Ace Ventura: I'm in Psychoville and Finkle's the Mayor.

[after Linus complains] Are you hosting a telethon we don't know about?

Reuben Tishkoff

All men must choose between two paths. Good is the path of honour, friends and family. Evil... well, it's just cooler. Hit it!

Megamind

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