Wat: What do you mean, dead?
Roland: The spark of his life is smothered in shite. His spirit is gone but his stench remains. Does that answer your question?
Fred Duggar: What has two thumbs and likes blowjobs?
[Points to himself with both thumbs]
Fred Duggar: This guy!
Han Solo: Where did you dig up that old fossil?
Luke: Ben is a great man.
Han Solo: Yeah, great at getting us into trouble.
Who the fuck am I? Who am I? I'm a, a spoke on a wheel. And so was he, and so are you.Lefty
Letty: Did you bring the cavalry?
Hobbs: Woman, I am the cavalry.
Kim: You don't have to worry.
Bryan: That's like telling water not to be wet, sweetie.
You know what you are, Flint Lockwood? A shenaniganizer! A tomfool!Earl Devereaux
Dante Hicks: You wouldn't wanna be with a girl with an oversized clit?
Randal Graves: No because the next step would be a guy with an undersized dick.
Anakin Skywalker: You're with him! You brought him here to kill me!
Melissa: Ace, Where are you?
Ace Ventura: I'm in Psychoville and Finkle's the Mayor.
[after Linus complains] Are you hosting a telethon we don't know about?Reuben Tishkoff
All men must choose between two paths. Good is the path of honour, friends and family. Evil... well, it's just cooler. Hit it!Megamind