Maybe it's not racism. Maybe it's just placism. A brother needs to know his place.

Willie 'Alien' Beamen

Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu: McFly!
Marty McFly: Fujitsu-san, Kon-nichiwa.
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu: McFly, I was monitoring that scan you just interfaced. You are terminated!
Marty McFly: Terminated? No, no, it wasn't my fault sir! It was Needles, Needles was behind the whole thing!
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu: And you cooperated!
Marty McFly: No, I didn't, it was sting operation.
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu: It was illegal, and you knew!
Marty McFly: I was setting him up.
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu,: McFly, read my fax!
Marty McFly: No! Please! I cannot be fired, I'm fired! Oh...

Kay Adams: Michael, you never told me your family knew Johnny Fontane!
Michael: Oh sure, you want to meet him?
Kay Adams: Yeah!
Michael: You know, my father helped Johnny in his career.
Kay Adams: Really? How?
Michael: ...Let's listen to this song.

My god. Do we really suck or is this guy really that good?

Mr. Hertz

My lord, I think... I think your book is right. 'The desert is an ocean in which no oar is dipped' and on this ocean the Bedu go where they please and strike where they please. This is the way the Bedu have always fought. You're famed throughout the world for fighting in this way and this is the way you should fight now!

T.E. Lawrence

My mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad.

Randal Graves

My Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on playmate of the month.

Capt. Bart Mancuso

Kurt's Dad: My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son.
J.D.: Wonder how he'd react if his son had a limp wrist with a pulse.

There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.


Jack: That's the one good thing about Paris: there's a lot of girls willing to take their clothes off.

There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?


There's a science to getting people to trust you and then you move in for the kill. It's all about emotion, connection.


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