Inigo Montoya: Who are you?
Westley: No one of consequence.
Inigo Montoya: I must know...
Westley: Get used to disappointment.
Inigo Montoya: 'kay.

Dante Hicks: You wouldn't wanna be with a girl with an oversized clit?
Randal Graves: No because the next step would be a guy with an undersized dick.

And so he says, "Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"


I feel like Buckner walking back into Shea.

Mike McDermott

I was a marine. A, uh, warrior... of the Jarhead clan.

Jake Sully

Kiss my frozen tushy! Kiss it, kiss it!


[offering Nash a flask of whiskey] Listen. If we can't break the ice, how 'bout we drown it?


Coach Boone: Petey, how many feet are in a mile? How many feet are in a mile?
Petey Jones: [mumbles incoherently]
Coach Boone: 5,280 feet! You pick this ball up and run every one of 'em! You're killing me, Petey! You're killing me!

Prince Akeem: Sir, did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night?
Cleo McDowell: No, I didn't.
Prince Akeem: Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory.
Cleo McDowell: Son.
Prince Akeem: Yes?
Cleo McDowell: If you want to keep working here, stay off the drugs.
Prince Akeem: Yes

Scarlett: Sir, you are no gentleman.
Rhett Butler: And you, Miss, are no lady.

The key to a happy life is to accept you are never actually in control.


[to Fletch] If you don't sit your lanky ass down right now, bottom-line, I will knock you the fuck out.

Marcus Burnett

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