Alpha: Now, you must wear the cone of shame.
Dug: I do not like the cone of shame.

Dr. Emmett Brown: Oh, my God, they found me, I don't know how, but they found me. Run for it Marty.
Marty McFly: Who? Who?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Who do you think? The Libyans.
Marty McFly: Holy shit!

Oh, no. no, you did NOT shoot that green shit at me!

Captain Steven Hiller

Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming.

Dr. Ian Malcolm

Ooh, a cottage! How charming. A little cottage is always very snug.

Fanny

Terry Fields: Pardon me, sir, but I lost my I.D. in... in a flood and I'd like to get some Old Harper, hard stuff. Would you mind buying a bottle for me?
Bum at Liquor Store: Why certainly! I lost my wife, too - her name wasn't Idy, though, and it wasn't in a flood - but I know what ya...
Terry Fields: Thanks, here's enough for a pint.

Raving psycho! Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. I'm taking him back to Nevada where he's wanted for banging horses!

Mike

Lt. Commander Mike Hewitt: Red October has just turned into the torpedo's path.
Admiral James Greer: Mother of God!

Secrets have a cost. They're not free. Not now, not ever.

May Parker

She called me and asked for my number.

Steve Stifler

Whitney: She puts the "itch" in "bitch."
Courtney: She puts the "whore" in "horrify."

Short people have long faces, and long people have short faces. Big people have little humor, and little people have no humor at all.

Cosmo Brown

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