Gubmint do take a bite, don't she?

Payroll Cashier

He is Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!


Kevin: Hey Stifler, how's the pale ale?
Steve Stifler: Fuck you!

How about a Fresca?

Judge Smails

I ain't dirty! I washed my face and hands before I come, I did.

Eliza Doolittle

I always tell the girls, never take it seriously, if ya never take it seriosuly, ya never get hurt, ya never get hurt, ya always have fun, and if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends.

Penny Lane

I can't be a wizard. I'm just Harry, just Harry.


I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.


I feel like I can be anything with you.


I know I'm devastatingly good looking but you gotta stop staring at me.

Matt Kowalski

I thought you couldn't live without your heart.

Young Kristina Jung

I was born a poor black child.

Navin R. Johnson

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