Stu Price: If anything, we should get a reward.
Alan Garner: Yeah... a reward, or a trophy!

If you're afraid of getting a rotten apple, don't go to the barrel. Get it off the tree.


Dewey Finn: Who are you babe? This is my apartment babe.
Patty Di Marco: Oh oh, not if you don't pay your rent, it's not.

Who's your daddy now, bitch?


Why do you drink that motor oil? I send you good stuff all the time.

Oskar Schindler

Alonzo: Why do you wanna be a narc?
Jake: I want to protect the streets by ridding it of dangerous drugs.
Alonzo: Yeah, but why do you wanna be a narc?
Jake: I wanna make detective.
Alonzo: There you go. You stick with me, you'll make it. Unlearn that bullshit they teach you at the Academy. That shit'll get you killed out here.
Jake: I'll do anything you want me to do.
Alonzo: My nigga. Roll that window down first.
[Jake rolls down window]
Alonzo: You gotta see the streets. You gotta feel it. You gotta smell it, you gotta taste the streets. How's your Espanol?
Jake: Uh, mas o menos.
Alonzo: Learn that shit, brother. That shit'll get you killed. These motherfuckers out there be plotting all types of shit on you.

You are hanging on by a very thin thread and I dig that about you!

Rod Tidwell

Bagheera: This will take brains, not brawn.
Baloo: You better believe it, and I'm loaded with both.

You know friend, this is a god damn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.

Jack Twist

You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.

Happy Gilmore

You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is?
[twists his opponent's balls] TWISTER!

Fat Bastard

Pete: You miserable little snake! You stole from my kin!
Ulysses Everett McGill: Who was fixin' to betray us.
Pete: You didn't know that at the time.
Ulysses Everett McGill: So I borrowed it until I did know.
Pete: That don't make no sense!
Ulysses Everett McGill: Pete, it's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.
Penny Wharvey McGill

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