Neil Kellerman: I have to say it. I'm known as the catch of the county.
Baby: I'm sure you are.
Neil Kellerman: Just last week, I stole a girl from Jamie, the lifeguard, and he asked her, right in front of me, "What does he have that I don't?" And she said, "Two hotels."

I know Ms. Pac-Man is special. She's fun. She's cute. She swallows.

Van Wilder

I saw his thingy!

Jenna

I think anybody who falls in love is a freak. It's a crazy thing to do. It's kind of like a form of socially acceptable insanity.

Amy

I want to be your husband and I want you to be my wife... so bad... so... Will you marry me?

Jeremy

I was just gonna sniff a bag but one guy says if you're gonna sniff you might as well pop it and another guys says if you gonna pop it you might as well mainline.

Jim

Obi-Wan: I will never join you, Dooku.
Count Dooku: It may be difficult to secure your release.

Col. Jessep: I'd appreciate it if he would address me as "Colonel" or "Sir"... I believe I've earned it.
Judge Randolph: Counsel will refer to the witness as "Colonel" or "Sir."
Col. Jessep: I don't know what the hell kind of unit you're running here.
Judge Randolph: And you will refer to this court as "Your Honor" or "Judge"... and I'm quite certain I've earned it. Take your seat, Colonel.

If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?

Gale

If you put your dick in a spic, does it get bigger than a nigger?

Tony Manero

If you want to shoot me, then shoot me!

Wolverine

I'll tell you everything, and you tell me everything, and maybe we can get through all the piss and shit and lies that kill other people.

Claudia Gator

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