Tyler Durden: OK: any historic figure.
Narrator: I'd fight Gandhi.
Tyler Durden: Good answer.
Narrator: How about you?
Tyler Durden: Lincoln.
Narrator: Lincoln?
Tyler Durden: Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.

Apparently, he's got a record longer than my... well, it's long.

Linus

[in court, to witness] Are you a homo? Are you a queer? Are you a faggot? Are you a fruit? Are you gay, sir?

Joe Miller

Zeus: Are you aiming for these people?
John McClane: No. Well, maybe that mime.

Are you guys ready? Let's roll! Come on, let's go!

Todd Beamer

Aren't you a healer, and a vessel for the holy spirit? When are you coming over and make my son hear again? CAN'T YOU DO THAT?

Plainview

[as hotel desk clerk; in deep voice] Paging Mr. Herman! Mr. Herman, you have a telephone call at the front desk!

Pee-wee Herman

As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.

Mick Shrimpton

[Being chased by giant donuts] Hey, I had a weird dream like this once!

Joe Towne

[at a KKK rally] Brothers! Oh, brothers! We have all gathered here, to preserve our hallowed culture and heritage! We aim to pull evil up by the root, before it chokes out the flower of our culture and heritage! And our women, let's not forget those ladies, y'all. Looking to us for protection! From darkies, from Jews, from papists, and from all those smart-ass folks say we come descended from monkeys!

Homer Stokes

Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?

The Geek

Vivian: Can I call you Eddie?
Edward Lewis: Not if you expect me to answer.

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