[imitating Gabriella] Going to movies, listening to music, and golly, Troy! I have first aid training! Ahah-hah-hah oh please.

Sharpay Evans

He is Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!

Janosz

Kevin: Hey Stifler, how's the pale ale?
Steve Stifler: Fuck you!

Hey, we've all wanted to do that to Vice Principal Simms. I know I have. But a line has been crossed. You can't eat the teachers, man!

Wade

Alice: How can one man be so endlessly disappointing?
Dan: That's my charm.

Alotta Fagina: How dare you break wind before me.
Austin Powers: I'm sorry I didn't realize it was your turn.

[singing] I feel pretty, oh so pretty! I feel pretty, and witty, and gay!

Maria

I got Harlem. I took care of Harlem, so Harlem's gonna take care of me.

Frank Lucas

I know I'm devastatingly good looking but you gotta stop staring at me.

Matt Kowalski

If you put your dick in a spic, does it get bigger than a nigger?

Tony Manero

I'm a big pile of love today.

Harry Goldenblatt

Batman: I'm going to kill you!
The Joker: You IDIOT! You made me. Remember? You dropped me into that vat of chemicals. That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try.
Batman: I know you did.
[punches him again]

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