Jack Swigert: Uh, well, if anyone from the, uh, from the IRS is watching, I... forgot to file my, my, my 1040 return. Um, I meant to do it today, but, uh...
Sy Liebergot: [at Mission Control] That's no joke. They'll jump on him!

Vaya con Dios, Brah.

Johnny Utah

Morpheus: ...and after a century of war I remember that which matters most: we are still HERE.

Stan: We buried you. There was a coffin, a gravestone... the whole thing.
Chuck Noland: I had a coffin?
Stan: [nods]
Chuck Noland: Well, what was in it?

We called him Mother Superior on account of the length of his habit.

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton

We don't belong here. Somebody built the maze. I think it's time we find out what we're really up against.


We have a great life here in Alaska, and we're never going back to America again!

Homer Simpson

We met upon the level, and we're parting on the square.

Burt Ramsey

Alby: My name is Alby. Now, can you tell me anything about yourself, who you are?
Thomas: What is this place?
Alby: Let me show you. Hope you're not afraid of heights. Let's go. Come on. This is all we got.
Thomas: What's out there?
Alby: We only have three rules. First, do your part. Second, never harm another Glader. Most importantly, never go beyond those walls.

Gale Hawthorne: [Katniss almost shoots him] Easy. Saw some turkeys on the way here. Crossed right in front of me like I wasn't even there.
Katniss Everdeen: How rude of them.
Gale Hawthorne: That's what happens when you spend six days a week working in the mines. Stupid birds start to think they own these woods.
Gale Hawthorne: When's the tour leave?
Katniss Everdeen: Couple hours.
Gale Hawthorne: Well, let's go.

Detective Rosewood: Wow. You know, it says here that by the time the average American is fifty, he's got five pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels.
Sergeant Taggart: Why are you telling me this? What makes you think I have any interest in that at all?
Detective Rosewood: Well, you eat a lot of red meat.

Well, you should have seen the cover they WANTED to do! It wasn't a glove, believe me.

Ian Faith

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