[frantic] We have to go! You're all in danger! We have to go!

Enrique

Carmen: We have gathered here today to celebrate a magical gift that has been given to us...
Tibby: then why'd we have to pay for it?

He hooffed und he poooffed und he... signed an eviction notice.

Little Pig

I like you Rusty, but I think it's over... It's just not right for me. It's over... I don't want us to end enemies.

Caroline Polhemus

Lou Harris: You wanna piss with me?
Jack Ryan: I don't even understand what you're saying. Do I wanna piss with you?

Randy: You wanta know the truth?
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: You got a handle on that, do you, Randy?
Randy: He was an asshole before.
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Whoo-ah!
Randy: Now all he is is a blind asshole.
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Whoo-ah.
Randy: Hey, God's a funny guy.
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: God doth have a sense of humor.
Randy: Maybe God thinks some people don't deserve to see.
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Whoo-ah. Hah!

Mike Winchell: He designed his offense around one player. We're dead.
Brian Chavez: We're not dead. You just need to start throwing the ball.
Don Billingsley: We're dead.

[John has just returned from shooting Lucky at the bar]
Jane Smith: Where've you been?
John Smith: I just went down to the sports bar. Put a little money on the game.
Jane Smith: How'd you do?
John Smith: I got Lucky.

Jim Stark: I'll bet you'd go to a hanging.
Plato: I guess it's just my morbid personality.

Vincent Benedict: You're a virgin!
Julius Benedict: That's private.
Vincent Benedict: A 230-pound virgin!

Grischska: This is for my brother..
Bond: [Dodges the knife, and kills Grischska] And that's for 009.

Up ahead was Pandora. You grew up hearing about it, but I never figured I'd be going there.

Jake Sully

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