[to Alison] Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out?


Dirk: Aren't you gonna take your skates off?
Rollergirl: I never take my skates off.

Mike: Just think about a few names for a second: Bigfoot. Loch Ness. The Abominable Snowman. They all have one thing in common, pal: Banishment! We could be next!

Rhino: Bolt! I can be a valuable addition to your team...
Bolt: I'm listening...
Rhino: I'm lightning quick; I have razor-sharp reflexes. Wha! And I'm a master of stealth.

Buzzards' guts, man!

Abraham Lincoln

By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged.

Sir Alexander Dane

[Regarding the t-shirt]
Russell Hammond: Can we just skip the vibe, and go straight to us laughing about this?
Jeff Bebe: Yeah, okay.
Russell Hammond: Because I can see by your face, you want to get into it.
Jeff Bebe: How can you tell? I'm just one of the out-of-focus guys.

"Coquille St. Jacques." Death on a leaf!


Damn it, you're on a need-to-know basis, and you don't need to know.


Malik: Sure, why not? I am the token black guy. I'm just supposed to smile and stay out of the conversation and say things like: "Damn," "Shit," and "That is whack."

Did you guys ever WATCH the show?

Guy Fleegman

FBI Agent: Does the name Gruber mean anything to you, lieutenant?
John McClane: It rings a bell, yeah.

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