I will not apologize for who I am.Frank T.J. Mackey
Gordon: I got you a present
Libby: Aww thanks
Gordon: It's a CD, I hope you haven't got it. Because I don't have a receipt and I didn't exactly buy it.
You guys have never seen a truck like this before!Cade Yeager
"I don't want anymore trouble, do you?"Colonel Nelec
Kenneth Giles: [after defeating villains in a live show] Hey, Superman! Hey, Superman!
George Reeves: Well, hello there, young man, what's your name?
Kenneth Giles: [brandishing a gun] Kenneth Giles. Can I shoot you?
George Reeves: [he sees that it's a real gun and is suddenly very serious] Kenneth, why would you want to do something like that?
Kenneth Giles: So the bullet bounces off. Can I?
George Reeves: Well, if you did shoot me and the bullet bounced off, it might accidentally hit someone else. We don't want that to happen, do we?
Kenneth Giles: No...
George Reeves: Why don't you just, you and I... Here we go, partner. Why don't you just give me that? Just hand me that...
[to baby] And this here's the TV. Two hours a day, either educational or football, so you don't ruin your appreciation of the finer things.H.I.
No, it is not dangerous to confuse children with angels.Quiz Kid Donnie Smith
Dr. Mainheimer: It's a terrible thing that's happened here, Lieutenant. I do hope you will find the people responsible.
Lt. Frank Drebin: I'm sorry I can't be more optimistic, Doctor, but we've got a long road ahead of us. It's like having sex. It's a painstaking and arduous task that seems to go on and on forever, and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens.
Vaya con Dios, Brah.Johnny Utah
All right right, whaddya need? Bottle rockets, dental dams, Redi Wips, term papers?Droz
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. When I'm through with Cecile, she'll be the premiere tramp of the New York area.Kathryn
Pee-wee: How do ya like school, Billy?