Rex Brooks: [from control room] Alright, Angie, after this I need a 50-second fill about the conference.
Angie Jones: This isn't the only story here, Rex. The protesters...
Rex Brooks: Which I don't give a shit about, and unless they set themselves on fire, they're not our story.

In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.

Jay

You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

Jim

Darth Sideous: And Queen Amidala, has she signed the treaty?
Nute Gunray: She has... disappeared, my lord. One Naboo cruiser got past the blockade.
Darth Sideous: I want that treaty signed!
Nute Gunray: M-my lord, it... it's impossible to locate the ship. It's out of our range.
Darth Sideous: Not for a Sith. This is my apprentice, Darth Maul. He will find your lost ship.
[disappears]
Nute Gunray: This is getting out of hand! Now, there are *two* of them!

Anastasia Steele: Why are you trying to change me?
Christian Grey: I'm not. It's you that's changing me.

Good morning. I am Meredith Vickers, and it is my job to make sure you do yours.

Meredith Vickers

Corporal: He hacked into our system.
Skipper: Debbie!
Kowalski: Dave.
Skipper: Dave!
Eva: Where's the sound?
Kowalski: Dave, your microphone, it's not working.
Classified: Click on the button with the picture of the microphone.
Short Fuse: Every time a villain calls in, this happens.
Dave: Hello?
Dave: Hello?
Kowalski: But, now we can hear you.
Short Fuse: So annoying!
Kowalski: But we cannot see.
Short Fuse: Every time!
Classified: It's like talking to my parents.

[in awe] Great Gatsby!

Amelia Earhart

Jake Oleson: I saw them feeding on Grandma Helen. I saw their teeth. They're like, vampires, you know?
Stella Oleson: Vampires don't exist, Jake.

I have HBO.

Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris

No, it is not dangerous to confuse children with angels.

Quiz Kid Donnie Smith

Marion Crane: Thank you.
Norman Bates: Thank you, Norman.
Marion Crane: Norman.

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