It would be wonderful to say you regretted it. It would be easy. But what does it mean? What does it mean to regret when you have no choice? It's what you can bear. There it is. No one's going to forgive me. It was death. I chose life.

Laura Brown

Geronimo, Motherfucker!

John McClane

The Big Lebowski: Isn't that what makes a man?
The Dude: Mmm, sure. That and a pair of testicles.

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid.

Al Czervik

We've got something he doesn’t have. We've got something worth fighting for.

Harry Potter

Hedley Lamarr: Meeting adjourned. Oh, I am sorry, sir I didn't mean to overstep my bounds, you say that.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?
Hedley Lamarr: Meeting is adjourned.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?
Hedley Lamarr: No, you say that, governor.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?
Hedley Lamarr: Meeting is adjourned.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?
Hedley Lamarr: Here, sir, play with this.
[Hands the governor a paddleball]

[after being tortured by weed whacker] Who brings a weed wacker on a boat?

Drug Lord's First Hostage

What? Han Solo ain't never had no sex with Princess Leia in the Star War!

Delaney

Parking Attendant: You can't park your car here.
Raoul Duke: Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?
Parking Attendant: Reasonable? You're on a sidewalk! This is the sidewalk!

You never know, lightning could strike.

William Parrish

I'm a Hilton, I don't bow... but I do bend over.

Paris Hilton

Sandra Bloom: You don't even know me.
Young Ed Bloom: I have the rest of my life to find out.

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