Reese Houser: All right, All right, All right!
Cassidy Spilker: Here we go!
Ryan Shoos: [trailing behind and fumbling with camera] Can I get some stealth here please?

Ding-dong! May I interject for a second? As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if you're craving White Castle, the burgers here just don't cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... just makes me want to burn this motherfucker down. Come on, Pookie, let's burn this motherfucker down! Come on, Pookie! Let's burn it, Pookie! Let's burn this motherfucker down! Let's burn it down! Let's burn it! So you guys maybe should just suck it up and go to White Castle.

Burger Shack Employee

Sophie Neveu: It's a cryptex. Da Vinci's design. Sauniere made me one for my birthday once.
Robert Langdon: My grandfather got me a wagon.

[about Han] When the emperor built the great wall, he buried his enemies underneath it. I will call them to battle once more.

Zijuan

Dan: If I'm gonna be an old dad, you're gonna be Uncle Charlie. We can do this.
Charlie: We?

Lieutenant Joyce: I'm sorry, Sir. I thought you were the enemy.
Commander Shears: Well, I'm an American, if that's what you mean.

Rich Brown: There are only a select few things of mine that are absolutely off limits ai'ight; my toothbrush, my toothpaste, my shaving cream, other than that playboy anything else of mine you're welcome to; Rich Brown?
DJ: DJ
Rich Brown: Nice to meet you sir

Ronny: I am trying to fix this stuff.
Geneva: You are breaking more stuff.

Lindsey Meeks: I'm going to Paris, and I'm taking vous!
Ben: Moi?
Lindsey Meeks: Oui!

Eve Kendall: [Hanging by their fingers from Mount Rushmore] What happened with your first two marriages?
Roger Thornhill: My wives divorced me.
Eve Kendall: Why?
Roger Thornhill: They said I led too dull a life.

John: I might get a shag at last.
Judy: Naughty.

[evil smile] Shoot the glass.

Hans Gruber

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