I just want it to be perfect for every kid!Arthur
I didn't know it was asshole day at the Valmont house.Sebastian
All of you! You all killed him! And my brother, and Riff. Not with bullets, or guns, with hate. Well now I can kill, too, because now I have hate!Maria
Peter: Do you need a plastic bag, or....
Sydney: Oh no. I don't clean up after my dog.
And then I realized my fury had blinded me. There was a magnificent opportunity here. With stealth, I might secure the prize long-term, forever in my debt. I could gain everything by doing nothing.Barbara Covett
Opal: Let me see. Um, have you any children?
Linnea Reese: Yes, I have two children. I have a boy and a girl.
Opal: Oh, isn't that nice. How old are they?
Linnea Reese: Twelve and eleven.
Opal: Do they want to be singers like their mummy?
Linnea Reese: Uh, well, my children are deaf. They're... They are deaf. They were born deaf.
Opal: Oh, my God, how awful. It's so depressing.
Linnea Reese: - Now, just a minute. That's not so. I wish you could see my boy.
Opal: Oh, I couldn't.
Linnea Reese: He has the most incredible personality.
Opal: It's the sadness of it.
Chef: Why do all you guys sit on your helmets? Soldier: So we don't get our balls blown off.
You can't come back with a comeback after eight seconds. You got three seconds. Five, tops. It's called a quip, not a sloooowwwwp.Mauricio
[looking through Natalie's resume]
Tony Stark: Look, she speaks Yiddish, Arabian, Russian, Latin... Latin? Who speaks Latin?
Pepper Potts: No one speaks Latin. It's a dead language.
You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!Bill
J.D.: Wanna go out tonight? Catch a movie? Miniature golf?
Veronica Sawyer: I was thinking more along the lines of slitting Heather Duke's wrists open, making it look like suicide.
J.D.: Ah, now you're talking. I can be up for that. I've already started underlining meaningful passages in her copy of Moby Dick, if you know what I mean.
Tony Stark: You're fired.
Natalie Rushman: That's not up to you.