Josh: Wow, you're fillin' out there.
Cher: Wow, your face is catching up with your mouth.
Yeah, and I can't believe Liberace was gay. I mean, women loved him! I didn't see that one coming.Austin Powers
You are Yuri the trainer who trains.Inspector Jacques Clouseau
You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, 'cause I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass.Tommy
Peter Parker: You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.
J. Jonah Jameson: I trust my barber.
You guys look like a bunch of ice-cream cones!Tristan
Kaa: [after being hit by Bagheera] Ooh, my s-s-sinus. You have just made a s-s-s-serious mistake, my friend. A very s-s-s-stupid...
Bagheera: N-n-now, Kaa, I was...
Kaa: ...mis-s-stake. Look me in the eye when I'm speaking to you.
Bagheera: [has one eye closed to avoid being hypnotized] No, please, Kaa...
Kaa: Both eyes, if you please.
Kaa: You have just s-s-sealed your doom.
You have no call to get snippy with me; I'm just trying to do my job here.Marge Gunderson
You know, the root of the word Miller is a Greek word. Miller come from the Greek word "milo," which is mean "apple," so there you go. As many of you know, our name, Portokalos, is come from the Greek word "portokali," which mean "orange." So, okay? Here tonight, we have, ah, apple and orange. We all different, but in the end ... we all fruit.Gus Portokalos
You know what you are, Flint Lockwood? A shenaniganizer! A tomfool!Earl Devereaux
Special Olympics Athlete: You're a faker.
Thomas: A mother-faker!
Steve Barker: Jeffy doesn't understand! Jeffy cocoa for cuckoo pops, uhh... Jeffy...
Special Olympics Athlete: Shut up you stupid a-s-s!
Lacey Underall: You're crazy!
Ty Webb: That's what they said about Son of Sam.