I just want it to be perfect for every kid!

Arthur

I didn't know it was asshole day at the Valmont house.

Sebastian

All of you! You all killed him! And my brother, and Riff. Not with bullets, or guns, with hate. Well now I can kill, too, because now I have hate!

Maria

Peter: Do you need a plastic bag, or....
Sydney: Oh no. I don't clean up after my dog.

And then I realized my fury had blinded me. There was a magnificent opportunity here. With stealth, I might secure the prize long-term, forever in my debt. I could gain everything by doing nothing.

Barbara Covett

Opal: Let me see. Um, have you any children?
Linnea Reese: Yes, I have two children. I have a boy and a girl.
Opal: Oh, isn't that nice. How old are they?
Linnea Reese: Twelve and eleven.
Opal: Do they want to be singers like their mummy?
Linnea Reese: Uh, well, my children are deaf. They're... They are deaf. They were born deaf.
Opal: Oh, my God, how awful. It's so depressing.
Linnea Reese: - Now, just a minute. That's not so. I wish you could see my boy.
Opal: Oh, I couldn't.
Linnea Reese: He has the most incredible personality.
Opal: It's the sadness of it.

Chef: Why do all you guys sit on your helmets? Soldier: So we don't get our balls blown off.

You can't come back with a comeback after eight seconds. You got three seconds. Five, tops. It's called a quip, not a sloooowwwwp.

Mauricio

[looking through Natalie's resume]
Tony Stark: Look, she speaks Yiddish, Arabian, Russian, Latin... Latin? Who speaks Latin?
Pepper Potts: No one speaks Latin. It's a dead language.

You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!

Bill

J.D.: Wanna go out tonight? Catch a movie? Miniature golf?
Veronica Sawyer: I was thinking more along the lines of slitting Heather Duke's wrists open, making it look like suicide.
J.D.: Ah, now you're talking. I can be up for that. I've already started underlining meaningful passages in her copy of Moby Dick, if you know what I mean.

Tony Stark: You're fired.
Natalie Rushman: That's not up to you.

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