You didn't see that coming?

Pietro Maximoff

[about to be hanged] Heil Hitler.

Amon Goeth

Holy shit, you know what those are? Those are sun dogs. It means a blessing on the hunter sent by the Great Wolf to his children. It's an old Indian thing.

Michael

People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.

Melvin Udall

Leonard Shelby: Hi. Uh, Lincoln Street?
Waiter: Oh, you just take the main road...
Leonard Shelby: Hang on, let me write this down.
Waiter: Oh, it's easy. You just...
Leonard Shelby: Trust me, I need to write this down.

[to Dr. Peter] I was punched in the face. What's your excuse?

Max Fischer

Macaulay Connor: Oh Tracy darling...
Tracy Lord: Mike...
Macaulay Connor: What can I say to you? Tell me darling.
Tracy Lord: Not anything - don't say anything. And especially not "darling."

John Mason: You have an emergency.
Stanley Goodspeed: Right.
John Mason: And you need my help.
Stanley Goodspeed: Exactly right.
John Mason: Coffee.
Stanley Goodspeed: No, I'm fine, thank you.
John Mason: Offer ME coffee.

Owen: What happened to the sibling?
Claire: She ate it.

[talking about Sharpay and Ryan] Do you know what I'll do to those two show dogs?

Chad

What is keeping him up Bill, I dont know.

Fight Announcer

Well, there it is.

Emperor Joseph II

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