I got off that boat with nothing but my dancers belt and a tube of CHAPSTICK!

Corky St. Clair

I can't believe George Simmons is dying. I grew up on his movies.

Leo

Simon: Simon's going to tell Lieutenant McClane what to do, and Lieutenant McClane is going to do it. Non-compliance will result in a penalty.
Inspector Cobb: What penalty?
Simon: Another big bang in a very public place.

Sean Jones: It's getting hot in here...
Nelville Flynn: I'm from Tennessee, I didn't notice!

Van Wilder: Take your clothes off.
Gwen: I'm not taking off my clothes.
Van Wilder: Well it is the naked mile run, everybody else is in their birthday suit.
[a hairy naked guy runs by]
Van Wilder: Except that guy.

Roy O'Bannon: You blew it, John! Never interrupt a man in the middle of a duel! I had 'im! That's what gets me: I had 'im! I had 'im!

[Picks up silver canister] This is an amazing find! You see it's got the marking there of... It's definitely Alien, but it, it isn't a weapon. However I still don't trust it.

Wikus Van De Merwe

Deputy Dewey Riley: He's my superior!
Tatum: Janitor is your superior.

Conrad: This is for you.
Nicholas: You shouldn't have.
Conrad: What do you get for the man who has... everything?

Annie: So what are you hiding from the law or is it just a bad nose job?
Penelope: Mhm, bad nose job.

Pee-wee: How do ya like school, Billy?
Pee-wee: Closed!

  • Permalink: Closed!
  • Rating: Unrated

What hath God wrought?

Brenda

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