Faisil: [the van is slipping on ice] Hey, watch it. Gib: It's called ice, and it gets a little slick.

Elsa: It's perfectly obvious where the pages are. He's given them to Marcus Brody.
Professor Henry Jones: Marcus? You didn't drag poor Marcus along did you? He's not up to the challenge.
Walter Donovan: He sticks out like a sore thumb. We'll find him.
Indiana Jones: The hell you will. He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.

Rose: It's so unfair.
Ruth: Of course it's unfair. We're women. Our choices are never easy.

It's survival of the fittest, Max, and we've got the fucking gun.

Marcy Dawson

It's the last single girl kiss.

Carrie Bradshaw

Lee: Just follow my lead. Act like a tourist.
James Carter: I am a tourist, fool!

Gerry Kennedy: Kiss me arse!
Holly Kennedy: Kiss mine! In English!

Disgruntled Cobbler Elf: Lazy bum! Couldn't even make a clog!
Papa Elf: You can bake cookies in a tree. As you can imagine, it's, uh, dangerous having an oven in an oak tree during the dry season. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every elf aspires to. And that is to build toys in Santa's workshop.

Let's look at this thing from a... um... from a standpoint of status. What do we got on the spacecraft that's good?

Gene Kranz

Randy: Listen up. They found Principal Himbry dead. He was gutted and hung from the goal post on the football field.
Drunk Teen: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go over there before they pry him down!

[excusing himself from Detective Kimball] Listen, you'll have to excuse me. I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons in 20 minutes.

Patrick Bateman

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Steve McCroskey

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