Jack: Fucking chick's married, man.
Miles Raymond: What?
Jack: Her husband works a night shift or something, and he comes home and catches me on the floor with my cock in his wife's ass.
Miles Raymond: Oh, Jesus Christ.

It's like finding a needle in a stack of needles.

Captain Miller

I'm handsome even when I sleep?

Prince Edward

Look, it's growing so fast.

D'Leh

Small town, not much to do in the evenin'.

Luke

You dirty bastard.

One Two

What's that? Didn't hear ya. Your breath was so bad it made my ears numb!

Vanellope von Schweetz

Mole. Bloody mole. We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole.

Austin Powers

I think I just shit my pants.

Lefty

Remember who the real enemy is.

Haymitch Abernathy

Discovering the object of the game *is* the object of the game.

Daniel Schorr

Ennis Del Mar: Tent don't look right.
Jack Twist: Well, it ain't goin' nowhere. Let it be.
Ennis Del Mar: That harmonica don't sound quite right either.
Jack Twist: That's 'cause it got kinda flattened when that mare threw me.
Ennis Del Mar: Oh yeah? Thought you said that mare couldn't throw you.
Jack Twist: Well... she got lucky.

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