You are a democrat. What's the matter with you? Are you wicked?

Thaddeus Stevens

You make sure they remember, forever... the night they played the Titans!

Coach Yoast

You people are so petty... and tiny.


Mason 'The Line' Dixon: You're a crazy old man.
Rocky Balboa: Don't worry, you'll get there.

Bella, would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?

Edward Cullen

Change the scheme! Alter the mood! Electrify the boys and girls if you'd be so kind.


Billy: Jacob, keep your shirt on!
Jacob: No!

Dominic Greene: My friends call me Dominic.
James Bond: I'm sure they do.

Homeless Guy #1: It's a time machine... I know it's a time machine...
Christopher Gardner: [narrating] This machine in my lap? It is not a time machine.

Needy Lesnicky: Jennifer's evil.
Chip Dove: I know.
Needy Lesnicky: No. I mean, she's actually evil. Not high school evil.

Dalton Russell: My name is Dalton Russell. Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself. I've told you my name: that's the Who. The Where could most readily be described as a prison cell. But there's a vast difference between being stuck in a tiny cell and being in prison. The What is easy: recently I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect bank robbery. That's also the When. As for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can. Which leaves us only with the How; and therein, as the Bard would tell us, lies the rub.

The Big Lebowski: Isn't that what makes a man?
The Dude: Mmm, sure. That and a pair of testicles.

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