Maria: My brother is a silly watchdog!
Bernardo: Ah, my sister is a precious jewel!
Anita: What am I, cut glass?
William Somerset: I meant to ask you something before, when we spoke on the phone: Why here?
David Mills: I don't follow.
Smaug: There is something about you. Something you carry, something made of gold... but far more PRECIOUS...
Smaug: [sees him] There you are, Thief in the Shadows!
Marty DiBergi: It's such an interesting concept, mixing mime and food.
Morty the Mime: It's a kick isn't it? Well, I used to be an actor but I could never remember my lines, so I thought "just shut up", you know? Don't say nothing. And my father used to say the same thing to me every dinner time, he used to say to me "shut up and eat", so that's what we do and that's the name of the company "shut up and eat."
Glinda: [as the bubbles are flying towards the shield] The shield allows a good-hearted person to pass.
Oz: [Panicking] I'm gonna die!
I gotta go torture and kill your boss.Eric Knox
Daughter, husbands like Man-Who-Fights-in-Dress don't come along every day.Sioux Chief
Look at me, I'm a Frankenhomie!Jonathan
Hugo Croop: I'm very sorry.
Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Are you a collasal fuckin idiot?
Hugo Croop: I am idiot.
Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Get the phone, it's probably Mecklin. Get Fatolli up here and start cleaning all right? and please for me will you do one thing?
[Does card trick putting a card on Hugo's forehead]
Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Get out of my fucking sight.
Carolyn Burnham: My husband, Lester.
Buddy Kane: It's a pleasure.
Lester Burnham: Oh, we've met before, actually. This thing last year, Christmas at the Sheraton...
Buddy Kane: [pretends to remember] Oh yeah, yes...
Lester Burnham: It's okay, I wouldn't remember me either.
Carolyn Burnham: Honey, don't be weird.
Zeus: I have to answer... that phone.
Transit cop: Get 'em up!
Zeus: Look, if you have to shoot me, then you go ahead and you shoot me! But I have to answer this phone, all right?
Death is just like life in Sin City. It always wins.John Hartigan