Deja voodoo.


Oooooh! Nice briefcase!


Nice ma - nice manners, babe!

The Geek

Jamie: Todd, your old man's here to see you!
Donny: WASSUP!

Raleigh: Do you have an alternate?
Priest: No.
Raleigh: Are there priests on call?

[sees spaghetti tornado] Mamma mia.

Flint Lockwood

Adventure is out there!

Charles Muntz

It was a great night, my hetero heroine.


Dude, this one looks like your mom.
[Silent Bob nods]


Woody Stevens: [a large yard is full of a bunch of leaves] Well go home Toby! You make me sick!
Toby: I can't do this many leaves for $10!

They're running something on my ship.

Captain Camp

Willy Wonka: Why, I believe they're going to treat us to a little song. It is quite a special occasion, of course. They haven't had a fresh audience in many a moon.
Oompa Loompa: [Oompa Loompas sing] Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop, a great big greedy nincompoop / Augustus Gloop, so big and vile, so greedy, foul, and infantile...

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