Butler: If you're a Scottish Lord, then I am Mickey Mouse.
Indiana Jones: How dare he.

Ethan: [on walkie talkie] We found him yet?
Dmitri: No, I don't see him.
Ethan: He's the one on the cell phone, you idiot.
[looks through his binoculars and sees various people on cell phones]
Dmitri: Everybody's on a cell phone.

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Elaine Dickinson

Buddy: [out of breath] Wow, you're fast. I'm glad I caught up to you. I waited 5 hours for you. Why is your coat so big? So, good news - I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have. How was school? Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework? Huh? Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat, too?
Michael: Go away !

Not so fast, there, Kaputnik.

Eddie Dane

[to Tony Mendez] The whole country is watching you, they just don't know it

Jack O'Donnell

King Henry VIII: Will you give yourself to me now?
Anne Boleyn: Make me your Queen...

Director Gordon: See, that's my concern... he's not taking this seriously.
Tyler Gage: Well, I'm sorry... it's just that you guys talk about dancing like it's rocket science or something.

Hey, Bud, let's party!

Jeff Spicoli

Look, I just don't want to clean up the mess.

Gerald Olin

Constanze Mozart: Is it not good?
Salieri: It is miraculous.

Neytiri calls me skxawng. It means "moron."

Jake Sully

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