Miles: So your parents are going out of town. You got the place all to yourself.
Joel Goodson: Yeah.
Miles: What the fuck.
I detect, like me, you're endowed with the gift of gab.Ulysses Everett McGill
[to detainee, angrily] Where was the last time you've seen bin Laden?Dan
Things will go on, and then one day it will all be over.Georges
Woody Stevens: That's not a discussion.
Dudley Frank: Yeah, that's a lawsuit.
Girls don't pay - guys pay!Debbie Dunham
There's only one Miss Piggy, and she is moi!Miss Piggy
The past is just a story we tell ourselves.Samantha
So, imagine if Jones had just said, "Well, that's okay, Charlie. That was all right. Good job." So Charlie thinks to himself, "Well, shit, I did do a pretty good job." End of story. No Bird. That to me is an absolute tragedy. But that's just what the world wants now. And they wonder why jazz is dying.Terence Fletcher
I care very much about aviation.Howard Hughes
Anna: Why are you dressed?
Larry: Because I think you may be about to leave me and I didn't want to be wearing a dressing gown.
Royal: Everyone's against me.
Pagoda: It's your fault, man.
Royal: I know but dammit, I want this family to love me. How much money you got?
Pagoda: I don't have.
Royal: What? You're broke? You gotta be kidding me! How are we gonna pay for this room?