Favorite Quotes
Joanne Herring: [Joanne has just told Bonnie to get her a cocktail] She doesn't like me.
Charlie Wilson: Everybody likes you.
Joanne Herring: She's a liberal.
Charlie Wilson: I'm a liberal.
Joanne Herring: [puts her hand on his butt] Not where it counts.
Kincade: So who are we going up against?
James Bond: This isn't your fight.
Kincade: Try and stop me, you jumped-up little shit.
White people cannot bear the thought of sharing this country's infinite abundance with Negroes.
Thaddeus Stevens
Ethan Tremblay: Holy Moses, it's like I'm traveling with a child!
Peter Highman: Have you used the restroom?
Ethan Tremblay: Good point, I need to take a pee-pee.
[walks towards the restroom with a childish walk]
Robin: I need a sign that you've turned over a new leaf.
Ivy: How about "slippery when wet?"
Looney? Dwayne? I made Ozzie bring me. Shit, Dwayne. We knowed each other since childhood. It's my fault. No matter what gets said in court. I knew what I was doing, and I sure didn't intend to hurt you, but just them two boys. I know it don't mean much now, but I'm sorry.
Carl Lee Hailey
You assholes almost broke my pussy finger!
Tony Manero
Augusten. Don't smoke my cigarettes. You have a pack of your own.
Deirdre Burroughs
Once, I sent him over the Great Wall. He was lost for three days!
Chon Lin
Big Black Guy: You beatin' 10 cops. How come I don't see no bruises on you?
Billy Ray Valentine: 'Cause I'm a karate man, see! And a karate man bruises on the inside! They don't show their weakness. But you don't know that because you're a big Barry White looking motherfucker!
Fezzik: Inigo?
Inigo Montoya: What?
Fezzik: I hope we win.
Adam: You really think that a girl is going to go for me just 'cause I have cancer?
Kyle: For the millionth time. Yes!
