Goddamn, you play a mean banjo.


Don't be afraid of it, Daddy.

Jake Witzky

Detective Murphy: Look at these ugly bastards.
Fat Thug: I don't feel good.
Detective Murphy: You're a cop killer. You're lucky to be feeling anything below the neck.

Lionel Logue: Do you know any jokes?
King George VI: ...Timing isn't my strong suit.

Van Wilder: Whoa, trick or treat. What's going on?
Richard: This vaginal discharge won't let us partake in the party.
Van Wilder: Graphic.

Yeah, Metro City!

Metro Man

Everything we do is for the good of the group


Alice: What's your work?
Dan: I'm sort of... journalist.
Alice: What sort?
Dan: I write obituaries.

You fell. Hey fella, you fell.


Gee, I'm glad you turned up, we've been looking inside every cake in town.

Cosmo Brown

Nurse at Ceylon hospital: [both characters are on the beach, discussing the evening's plans] I know, you're terribly sorry, but you'll have to break our date tonight.
Major Shears: You couldn't be more wrong!

Gungans have grand army. That's why you no liking us meesa thinks.

Jar Jar Binks

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